Unless The Laker Game Was On - Say Hi

In Manhattan if the ghouls were ever let loose

On an unsuspecting day

They’d run for cover

They’d look everywhere in every possible way

But just like in the 1984 smash hit film 'Ghostbusters'

Well I would cross the streams for you

Summon all the energy that I could muster

Unless

Of course

The Laker game was on

'Cause you’re my sweet thing

And I think you’re keen

I do

If you should ever have to walk in the steps of Joe

To travel to the Wamponi Woos volcano

Well I would take a sick day

And I’d swim to meet you there

We’d bathe in the orange soda

I’d put hyacinths in your hair

Unless

Of course

The Laker game was on

'Cause you’re my sweet thing

And I think you’re keen

I do

'Cause you’re my sweet thing

And I think you’re keen

I do