Poor Pete Is A Bit Self Conscious - Say Hi

Poor Pete is a bit self conscious

And he thinks that he’s a vampire

He gets into his off white Saturn

And heads into the suburbs

He looks at himself in the mirror

Like a girl putting makeup on

He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth

But they don’t accept coupons

Is this gonna be the night that

His daily horoscope comes true?

He knows Venus is in retrograde

But not if the moon is new

Poor Pete isn’t fashion forward

But he likes to think he’s ultra cool

He winks at a girl named Siouxsie

While she’s playing bumper pool

She looks at him rather blankly

Before mouthing the words, «Yeah, right»

She knows poor Pete’s not the kind of guy

Who will ever get it right

So this isn’t gonna be the night that

His daily horoscope comes true

He knows Venus is in retrograde

But not if the moon is new

So this isn’t gonna be the night that

His daily horoscope comes true

He knows Venus is in retrograde

But not if the moon is new