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They made a mistake at the toy factory

And forgot to turn off the brain machine

So when security opened the door the next day

There was a plastic, brand new army

And they were as smart as geek is chic right now

And as clever as the invention of pillow cases

And they asked the guard who had made them

But his knees were so shaky and he wasn’t so smart

… so he shot them all dead