Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened To My Part?) - Sara Ramirez

What ever happened to my part?

It was exciting at the start

Now we’re halfway through act 2

and I’ve had nothing yet

to do

I’ve off-stage for far too long

I’ts ages since I had a song

This is one unhappy diva

The producers have deceived her

There is nothing I can sing from my heart

What ever happened to my part

I am sick of my career

Always stuck in second gear

Up to here

with frustrations and with fears

I’ve no Grammy, no rewards

I’ve no Tony Awards

I’m constantly replaced by Britney Spears

Britney Spears!

What ever happened to my show

I was hit

Now I don’t know

I’m with a bunch of British knight

Prancing 'round in whooly thights

I might as wel go to the pub

They’ve been out searching for a shrub

Out shopping for a bush

Well they can kiss my tush

It seemes to me they’ve really lost the plot

What ever happened to my

I’ll call my agent, damnit

What ever happened to

my

But my

Part