Knocked Up You - Sara Bareilles

Knock, knock

Come on in

No, knock knock

What?

It’s a joke

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Knocked up

Knocked up who?

Knocked up you

Start getting ready

There is no point in your trying to hide

The one you run from

Already nestled inside

Watch in amazement

Your transformation has just begun

You’ll barely resemble yourself

And Mother Nature is done

Your belly will swell

Your feet will as well

Your skin will be stretched to the heavens

Scars left behind to remind you of knocked up you

Your hair will grow thick

Your mornings get sick

Your body building the placenta

Full frontal eclipse, baby, this is knocked up you

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Knocked up

Knocked up who?

Knocked up you

In your fertile ground the seed will sow

And from this moment you’ll never be alone

Your pregnancy brain won’t make you forget it

La la, la la

La la, la la

La la, la la

Lalalalalalalala

Acid reflux is first

Then bladders go burst

Surprise incontinence

Back aches and headaches

It’s all for the knocked up you

Your hemorrhoids will itch

And you’ll be a bitch

Then be called one behind your back

Your symptoms never seem to stop

For the knocked up you

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Knocked up

Knocked up who?

Knocked up you