Who's Crying? - Sage Francis

Ay yo, cavemen used to drag their women by their hair

Because if they dragged

Them by their ankles

Their cracks would fill with sand

That ain’t right

I go to the water park to show off my altered cock

To any whore in a halter top who likes to talk a lot

I force a sock into her mouth hole

Keep her gums from flapping

Strip her of her south pole

And bust a fucking backspin

On her north face

Turn this court case into a dragged out lawsuit

I’m attracted to her dad now he’s more cute

I heard the guy cums quick from hand speed

I’m a have to fertilize his stomach with my man seed

Implant trees

My broccoli crop needs watering

Cry your eyes out above my rotting crotch and feed it awful things

Love and affection

Pop the erection

She went down under I fed that Aussie slut some vegamite

Get in fights every night because of my heavy metal persona

With rapper stars but battle scars of my medals of honor

We’re rappers without a consciousness

I’ve had with all this pompous-ish

I’m just gonna' get obnoxious with repeatedly calling your moms a bitch