Baby's First Sideburns - Rozwell Kid

I’ll push it out without a doubt

I’m laughing in the face of DNA

Bloom a little late but that’s OK

I’m gonna get it

You’re 28, baby-face

Legally a man but that don’t mean

You’re gonna be a facial hair machine

There, I said it

Don’t quit your day-hair, kid

Time warp, it’s been a year

I’m a buff, masculine shadow of my former self

Things are gonna change around

Things are gonna be different

Bullshit

This is by far my weakest achievement