A Message From Ron Burgundy - Ron Burgundy

So you’ve bought the soundtrack to Anchorman 2

Good, you’re halfway there

Now, before you hit the Play button on your stereo system

You need to pick up a little Delta stewardess

To have sit in your lap while you listen

Or, if you’re a gal, then get a world-famous chef to rub your feet

If you’re a fella who goes the other way

Then get a photographer named Barry to rub the knots out of your neck

Pause the recording while you lure these people back to your pad

Got 'em?

Good

Now sit back, relax, and get ready to go on a musical voyage

That makes Sgt.

Pepper’s seem like a rejected jingle for Ritz Crackers