Ved Du Hvad Hun Sagde? - Rollo & King, Rollo

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Uuuh Kate

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Uuuh Kate

Jeg har lavet en date

Med en pige der hedder Kate

Fra det indre Vesterbro

Vi mødtes til en fest

Hvor vi begge to var gæst

Så jeg tænkte, den er go'

Vi tog på café

Og drak lidt hygge-the

Og synes jeg sgu hun var sød

Men jeg tror det slog klik

Da hun gav dette blik

Imens hun rejste sig og gik

For hun løftede sin kilt, den i blåtternet filt

Så jeg slugte et stykke af min røgede sild

Hun gav mig et tegn

Vi gik diskret ud på vejen

Hvor hun planted' mig op ad et pigtråds-hegn

For

Ved du hvad hun sagde?

Hun sagde

Tag bukser af!

Jeg smilede skævt og tænkte

Chancen den må jeg tag'

Pludselig var jeg solgt

Stod på gaden i bar' røv og dolk

Og var bestemt ikke stolt

Af at være et kæmpe fjols

Der gik et par dage

Før jeg fik lysten tilbage

Så jeg tænkte, nu skal

Hende der Kate fandme ha'

Jeg fandt hendes pris

Hun var en rendyrket gris

For den stod på side 9

I den blå avis

Jeg ringede op og gik vist lidt amok

Stakkels Kate, hun fik et chok

For jeg synes det var på tide

At Kate hun fik at vide

At vores date den var et flop

Kate, hun var strid

Hun sagde tag og skrid

For du spilder sgu min tid

For jeg har fundet mig en fyr

En rigtig dejlig tyr

Og nu er jeg gravid

Så lagde hun på

Imens mit hjerte gik i stå

Der var mere jeg sku' have sagt

Som jeg ikke kunne nå

Jeg fik intet svar

Men blev blot holdt for nar

Af Kate, den kække gris

Hun var knap så rar

For

Ved du hvad hun sagde?

Hun sagde

Tag bukser af!

Jeg smilede skævt og tænkte

Chancen den må jeg tag'

Pludselig var jeg solgt

Stod på gaden i bar' røv og dolk

Og var bestemt ikke stolt

Af at være et kæmpe fjols

Jeg rejste en tid

Det ku' ikke blive ved

Jeg sku' prøve noget nyt

Så tog jeg til Tibet

Med piger var det sket

For piger det er yt

Der gik en masse år

Uden damelår

Og hvad der ellers hører til

Og når jeg går i seng

Så tænker jeg på mænd

Det der meget mere ved

Og drømmer om den dag

Ca.

10 år tilbage

Hvor jeg stod ude på gaden

Med bukserne af

Temmelig naiv

Med en sjov og så stiv

Fik jeg ændret mit liv

Med de ord hun sagde

For

Ved du hvad hun sagde?

Hun sagde

Tag bukser af!

Jeg smilede skævt og tænkte

Chancen den må jeg tag'

Pludselig var jeg solgt

Stod på gaden i bar' røv og dolk

Og var bestemt ikke stolt

Af at være et kæmpe fjols

Ved du hvad hun sagde?

Tag bukserne af

Du ved hvad jeg vil have

Lad nu være med at være sart

Skynd dig i en fart

Ved du hvad hun sagde?

Tag bukserne af

Du ved hvad jeg vil have

Der er meget vi skal nå

Du ved hvad du kan få

Uuuh uuuh

Uuuh Kate

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Uuuh Kate

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Whoah Kate

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Whoah Kate

I made a date

With a girl named Kate

From inner Vesterbro

We met at a party

Where we both were a guest

So I thought it's go'

We went to a cafe

And drank some hygge tea

And I thought she was cute

But I think it clicked

When she gave this look

While she got up and left

For she lifted her kilt, the one in blue checkered felt

So I swallowed a piece of my smoked herring

She gave me a sign

We discreetly went out on the road

Where she planted me against a barbed wire fence

For

Do you know what she said?

She said

Take off your pants!

I smiled crookedly and thought

I have to take the chance

Suddenly I was sold

Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger

And definitely wasn't proud

Of being a huge jerk

A few days passed

Before I got the desire back

So I thought, now must

Her there Kate damn ha'

I found her price

She was a pure bred pig

Because it was on page 9

In the blue newspaper

I called up and I guess I went a little crazy

Poor Kate, she was in for a shock

Because I think it was time

That Kate she was told

That our date was a flop

Kate, she was fierce

She said go ahead

Because you're wasting my time

Because I have found myself a guy

A really nice bull

And now I'm pregnant

Then she hung up

Meanwhile my heart stopped

There was more I should have said

Which I could not reach

I got no answer

But was simply taken for a fool

By Kate, the handsome pig

She wasn't that nice

For

Do you know what she said?

She said

Take off your pants!

I smiled crookedly and thought

I have to take the chance

Suddenly I was sold

Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger

And definitely wasn't proud

Of being a huge jerk

I traveled for a time

It couldn't go on

I was going to try something new

Then I went to Tibet

It had happened with girls

For girls it is yt

A lot of years passed

Without lady's thighs

And whatever else goes with it

And when I go to bed

Then I think of men

That which knows much more

And dreaming of that day

Approx.

10 years left

Where I stood on the street

With pants off

Pretty naive

With a fun and so stiff

Did I change my life

With the words she said

For

Do you know what she said?

She said

Take off your pants!

I smiled crookedly and thought

I have to take the chance

Suddenly I was sold

Stood on the street in bare ass and dagger

And definitely wasn't proud

Of being a huge jerk

Do you know what she said?

Take off your pants

You know what I want

Now stop being sensitive

Hurry up in a speed

Do you know what she said?

Take off your pants

You know what I want

There is a lot we need to achieve

You know what you can get

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Whoah Kate

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Whoah Kate