Don't Look Now - Rodney Carrington

I remember way back when i was just a boy

Goin places with my mom and dad

It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act

After six or seven beers she’s had

We were sittin at a table when momma got disabled

All the liquor runnin to her head

Soon I got to chokin', daddy wasn’t jokin' when he grabbed me by the arm and

said…

«Don't look now your momma’s got her boobs out showing everybody in town.»

Faces gettin' red we were wishin we were dead

There where people standing all around

When when momma gets to drinking there ain’t much thinkin'

There’s nothing anybody can do

Just hope and pray there never comes a day when my momma’s out drinkin' with you

Well, we got her in the truck

And we started drivin' home

When momma said she had to go

Daddy pulled it over

We were standing on the shoulder while mom is puttin' on a show

Then he started up the truck and momma stood up with her pants still around her

knees

When we heard momma holler

If ya give me a dollar well I’ll let you take a peek at these

«Don't look now, your momma’s got her boobs out.»

Showin' everybody in town

Faces turning red, we were wishing we were dead

There were people standing all around

When momma gets to drinkin', there ain’t much thinkin'

There’s nothing anybody can do

Won’t you hope and pray, there never comes a day when my momma’s out drinking

with you

Oh, won’t you hope and pray there never comes a day, when my momma’s out

drinking with you