Oh, No, You Didn't - Rita Wilson

I worked ten hours on my feet today

Working twice as hard and making half the pay

As that boy man playing with his new cell phone

He looks real busy texting all day long

He called me baby, said he’d do someone my age

I hit record and posted on his Facebook page

Oh no you didn’t

(oh, yes I did)

Oh no you didn’t

(oh, yes I did)

Not gonna take no shit from some punk face kid

Oh no you didn’t

(oh, yes I did)

Oh no you

(oh, yes I did)

And yes, I’d do it again

So, I went shopping

A little retail therapy

Just for a break, you know, a little time for me

Picked out some jeans while the shop girl rolled her eyes

I asked for an eight and she said ,"We don’t have that size"

Pulled out a twenty, she looked at me «Like, what?»

«Go buy a sandwich, girl, a little food for thought.

"

Oh no you didn’t

(oh, yes I did)

Oh no you didn’t

(oh, yes I did)

Stood up for myself for once God forbid

Oh no you didn’t

(oh, yes I did)

Oh no you

(oh, yes I did)

And yes I’d do it again

Bridge:

Is it too much to ask for a little respect?

From here on out, what you give is what you get

It’s not hormonal, oh, don’t say that, don’t say that

Last one who did wore a stiletto up his ass

Who out there really wants to be twenty one again?

Let’s poll the ladies, can I get an Amen?

Oh hell to the no, walked through that door and slammed it shut

But while we’re being honest, I kind of miss my butt

Doctor suggested a little nip and tuck

I wasn’t asking so I told him to get f***ed

Oh, no you didn’t

(Oh, yes I did)

Oh no you didn’t

(Oh, yes I did)

Don’t need no one’s permission to flip my lid

Oh no you didn’t

(Oh, yes I did)

Oh no you didn’t

(Oh, yes I did)

Yes, I’d do it again

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