Damn It Janet - Richard O'Brien

Hey Janet

Yes Brad?

I’ve got something to say

Uh huh?

I really like the… skillful way

You beat the other girls

To the bride’s bouquet

Oh… oh, Brad

The river was deep but I swam it Janet

The future is ours, so let’s plan it Janet

So please don’t tell me to can it Janet

I’ve got one thing to say and that’s

Dammit Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it Janet

There’s a fire in my heart and you fan it Janet

If there’s one fool for you then I am it

Janet

I’ve got one thing to say and that’s

Dammit Janet, I love you

Here’s a ring to prove that I’m no joker

There’s three ways that love can grow

That’s good, bad, or mediocre

Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so Oh, it’s nicer than Betty Munroe had

Oh Brad

Now we’re engaged and I’m so glad

Oh Brad

That you met Mom and you know Dad

Oh Brad

I’ve got one thing to say and that’s

Brad, I’m mad, for you too

Oh Brad

Oh dammit

I’m mad

Oh Janet

For you

I love you too

There’s one thing left to do, ah-hoo

And that’s go see the man who began it Janet

When we met in his science exam-it

Janet

Made me give you the eye and then panic

Janet

Now I’ve one thing to say and that’s

Dammit Janet, I love you

Dammit Janet

Oh Brad, I’m mad

Dammit Janet

I love you