Prica o Ziki Zivcu - Riblja Čorba

Zika Zivac je dobar ko panja,

ako ga mnogo ne diraju,

on, u principu, izbegava sranja,

ali ga lako iznerviraju.

Zika je rodjem sa cudesnim darom,

sarani kad potegne desnicu,

zato je tuko samo samarom,

nije koristio pesnicu.

Nikada cinkaros, nikada taster,

cuti da sacuva drugove,

ko da na usta zalepi flaster,

pa lezi tudje dugove.

Kad su u Svapskoj apsili Ziku,

grozni nemacki policajci,

Zika se okrete, pljunu i rece:

E, policajci, steram vam ga majci!

Zika je uvek nasmejan i vedar,

sa puno smisla za humor.

Cak i kad radi kao redar,

on je ko dobrocudni tumor.

On ima ruke ko lopate,

a srce od Rusije vece,

zato se on i zena mu zlopate,

jer nema srece, nema srece.

Zika Zivac je dezurni krivac,

on je obelezeni negativac,

dripci kad banku obiju,

Zika zaglavi robiju.

Zika Zivac is good as a stump,

if they don't touch him much,

he basically avoids shit,

but they easily annoy him.

Zika was born with a wonderful gift,

locusts when he pulls his right hand,

that's why he only beat her with a saddle,

he did not use a fist.

Never cinkaros, never key,

hear to save comrades,

like putting a band-aid on your mouth,

so lie other people's debts.

When they were in the Swabian abbey of Zika,

horrible German cops,

Zika turned, spat, and said,

Well, cops, I'm forcing it on your mother!

Zika is always smiling and cheerful,

with a lot of sense of humor.

Even when he works as a janitor,

he is like a benign tumor.

He has hands like shovels,

and the heart of Russia is bigger,

therefore he and his wife are angry with him,

because there is no luck, no luck.

Zika Zivac is the culprit on duty,

he is a marked villain,

drips when they rob the bank,

Zika got stuck in jail.