Mr. President - Red Zebra

Mister president

We got a line for you

it’s your daughter jenna

what are we gonna do

Tell her i’m in alaska digging for oil

tell i’m with a congressman who needs a spoil

tell her i’m signing a new arms deal

tell her i’m with poetin and we’re having a meal

Mister president

we got a line for you

it’s your daughter jenna

what are we gonna do

Tell her i was kidnapped by a ufo

tell her i’m dropping bombs on kyoto

tell her i’m having trouble reading my speech

tell her i’m learning the names of all the other countries

Mister president

hi, daddy

what are we gonna do

i’m with the sheriff here

mister president

tell him who you are daddy

what are we gonna do

so i can get another beer

Tell my father that i’m fuckin' drunk

tell my father i’m pregnant by a texas punk

tell my father i won’t come home no more

tell my father i voted for al gore

Mister president

what are we gonna do

mister president

what are we gonna do

I’m so fuckin drunk… i smell like a skunk!