The Greatest Place on Earth - Rebel Son

I live in the land of cotton I was born in Dixieland

home of the loveliest ladies alive by far the finest brand

and I love making dates in all 13 states I love to treat myself

to satisfaction guaranteed they sure do beat everything thats anywhere else

all the ladies look and feel so fine in the Florida sunshine

and that sweet young yellow rose of Texas always shows me a goodtime

and we sure had some fun celebrating Bull Run with some beautiful Virginia

belles

and my hearts always in Dixie and Alabam yes ma’am them women love well

Nowhere is there a land quite as grand as our Confederate States

and its home sweet home to me and all the women here look so great

and its made me proud to wave my stars and bars ever since my birth

cause the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on earth

no theres nothin like a sweet Georgia peach giving you a great big ol kiss

or smooching on a sweet magnolia by the big river down in Ole Miss

and all the volunteers who volunteer in Tenne ssee always feel great

and in Missouri you’ll never be lieve what they showed me in the show me state

Nowhere is there a land quite as grand as our Confederate States

and its home sweet home to me and all the women here look so great

and its made me proud to wave my stars and bars ever since my birth

cause the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on earth

in Arkansas you can have a ball in the land of opportunity

or hold a sweet pretty ass laying in the blue grass out in Kentuck y

or play with some pretty Louisiana boobies at Mardi Gras in New Orleans

and all the vaginas in the Carolinas are the best I’ve ever seen

Nowhere is there a land quite as grand as our Confederate States

and I’m proud to be unreconstructed and with women who look so great

and thats why I fly my flag up high like I’ve done since my birth

cause the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on earth

Yeah without a doubt the South is just the greatest place the greatest place on

earth

the greatest place on earth