If I Could Play the Piano - Ralph Castelli

If I could play the piano

I would write you a song

I’m a nice fellow

We could all get along

And impress all your friends

And your family

I’d impress all your friends

And your family

But It turns out

I don’t know

That much about anything

At all

That much about anything

At all

If I could play the piano

I would write you a song

And I can teach you

We can play along

We could be in a band

And travel the country

We could live in a van

Maybe just you and me

But It turns out

I don’t know

That much about anything

At all

That much about anything

At all

That much about anything

At all

That much about anything

At all