Eva - Pumba, LOTUS

Går nedover gata

Ser ned i bakken for å ikke tenke

Jeg er syk, det her er fucked up

Kutta ned til å se hun bare en gang i måneden

Men hun skriker etter meg, sier:

(«Jeg er din, jeg lover»)

Se på hun der, jeg er i lomma hennes

Hun skal droppe meg i en safe

Det der er verre enn et fengsel

Ta på deg hetta, gå bort og slipp meg fri

To minutter maks, så er jeg din, jeg veit du vil

En gang i måneden, pft, det er patetisk

Og du jobber som et dyr for å få det til

Hvis det er det du vil, så stikk

Ikke snakk til meg no' mer

Du er feig, du e’kke en dritt

Så ikke fuck med meg no' mer

Men uansett, det e’kke meg

Det er du som har et fucked problem

Jeg kan’ke snakke, du er fuckings schizofren

Så mens du er det, kan du ha meg som en venn

For hvis ikke så er det Gaustad neste stopp

Du vet det selv

Du vet jeg har deg, har deg

Bare kom og ta meg

Du sier jeg ikke er viktig

Det er der du tar feil

Ingen meg, ingen lykke

Det der er hvertfall sikkert

Mann deg opp nå

Eller er du en fitte

(Er vi på samme side nå, vennen?

Hvis ikke, blir vi like lost som serien

For livet kan bli bra for deg

Hvis du bare er klar for meg)

La meg ta over og gjøre tinga jeg kan for deg

Ser du den sjappa der?

De tjener flere millioner

Og de har alltid en safe under jorden, kan du tro det?

Her er hva du gjør: ikke bitch, ikke bli redd

For jeg er på deg som en skuddsikker vest, det her går lett

Sjekk alle sikkerhetsrutiner

Sørg for at du henter meg når vektern er der inne

Skremme han må du, du trenger en pistol

Sikt på han til han gjør nummer en og nummer to

Hold den stødig nå, (for snart er jeg din)

er magisk, simsalabim

(Ta meg nå, ta meg nå), putt meg opp i bagen, gå

Men før du drar, bind han fast så han ikke kan varsle folk

Kom deg bort, bland deg inn i folkemendgen

Og poff så er du borte, se det var så enkelt

Nå må du stæsje meg, for

Nå er det gjort og alt er cool for ingen veit det er deg

Det var det jeg trodde helt til purken tråkka inn

Spurte: Har du fortsatt gunnern?

jeg sa ja, hun skreik skyt

Så våkna jeg opp her

Bindt fast og lurer på hvem han i frakken der er

Hvorfor har han sprøyte i hånda?

Ser på armen min, hæ, jeg gjorde som hun sa

Hvorfor faen havna jeg her

Han setter sprøyta mens jeg sier at jeg ikke er gæren

Åh, fy faen, jeg er skjært

Walking down the street

Looking down at the ground not to think

I'm sick, this is fucked up

Cut down to see her only once a month

But she screams at me, says:

("I am yours, I promise")

Look at her there, I'm in her pocket

She's going to drop me in a safe

That's worse than a prison

Put on your hood, walk away and let me go

Two minutes max, then I'm yours, I know you will

Once a month, pft, it's pathetic

And you work like an animal to make it happen

If that's what you want, then go for it

Do not talk to me anymore

You're a coward, you're not shit

So do not fuck with me any more

But anyway, that's not me

It's you who have a fucked problem

I can't talk, you're fucking schizophrenic

So while you are there, you can have me as a friend

Because if not then Gaustad is the next stop

You know it yourself

You know I have you, have you

Just come and take me

You say I'm not important

This is where you make a mistake

No me, no happiness

At least that's for sure

Man up now

Or are you a pussy

(Are we on the same page now, friend?

If not, we'll be as lost as the series

For life can be good for you

If you're just ready for me)

Let me take over and do the things I can for you

Do you see the shop there?

They make millions

And they always have a safe underground, can you believe it?

Here's what you do: do not be a bitch, do not be afraid

Because I'm on you like a bulletproof vest, this is easy

Check all safety procedures

Make sure you pick me up when the security guard is in there

Scare him you have to, you need a gun

Aim at him until he does number one and number two

Hold it steady now, (for soon I's yours)

is magical, simsalabim

(Take me now, take me now), put me in the bag, go

But before you go, tie him up so he can not warn people

Get away, get involved in the crowd

And poof then you're gone, see it was so easy

Now you have to stop me, too

Now it's done and everything is cool because no one knows it's you

That was what I thought until the cop stepped in

Asked: Do you still have gunnern?

I said yes, she screamed

Then I woke up here

Tied up and wondering who he in the coat is

Why does he have a syringe in his hand?

Looking at my arm, hey, I did as she said

Why the hell did I end up here

He puts the syringe in while I say I'm not yeast

Oh, damn, I'm crazy