Twilight Learned to Fly - PrinceWhateverer, ShadyVox

Pinkie just hit the wall, she never had it all

One cupcake a day, still shocked that Rainbow’s gay

Her dreams went out the door, when cheese was only four

Only been with one man, what happened to her plan

She was gonna be a princess, She was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her flank, On the stage at Trixie’s bar

Her best friend Rarity is now the enemy

Feels like a cartoon clip, but friendship isn’t magic

Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way befor Twi got wings

There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy

Now Cheese is in highschool, h tells her that she’s a fool

'Cause she thinks her friendships died

When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly

Twilight learned to fly

She threw every party, she knew every mare

Before spike grew his wings, so far back Twist was there

She played yovidaphone, wasn’t too great at it though

Tried to get a loan when she broke Applejack’s phone

Where’s the fireworks filled with strings cheese

And who’s the other mare that’s poledancing at Trixie’s

Did Fluttershy ever hook up with Discord

Whatever happened to

Parties.

Galas.

Wrapping up winter and-

Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings

There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy

Now Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she’s a fool

'Cause she thinks her friendships died

When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly

She hates time, it’s not fair, maybe Starlight’s still got that spell somewhere

Since when were Changelings considered good guys

Please make this stop.

Stop.

Stop

And bring back-

Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings

There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy

Now Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she’s a fool

'Cause she thinks her friendships died

When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly

Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings

There was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guy

Now Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she’s a fool

'Cause she thinks her friendships died

When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly