The 2 Party System Is Broken - Princess Superstar

This shit don’t work no more, this shit don’t work no more

I’m about two years late but I was at the last Presidential debate

I just got delayed 2020 was a little bit cray

You probably didn’t know there was a dinner 100k a plate

This pharma bro asked for a date thinkin' he get laid

He worked in pharmaceuticals so no booty calls

But duty calls I wanna see the red vs. blue ball and not fake news

That repeats the same news like

Stealin' lyrics red Ferrari jamba juice (it's lit!)

Your only point of reference for the guy is Martin Shrekli

Icky he thinkin he get a lickin but not exactly

What about society’s price of opiod sickning

And why I can’t use ivermectin

I’m digressin

I’m a dress in a real crisp suit

With a just a little hint of a boob (they're real)

I’m a file down my claws doin'

Makeup watchin' fine ass Roy Scheider in Jaws (so hot)

I love 80s cable drive the Lam

To the table

Tight skirt, in Spanx cuttin in my navel

Eat a mini cheese crepe with red grapes

And don’t tell Peta a bite of steak ah stomach ache

Now that’s not good food combining

And I’m very very bored by Joe Biden

I’m clenchin' my butt cheeks hard

Thinkin' to myself oh please don’t fart

(Fart)

The whole room and two presidents turn and say why

Got the attention like Mike Pence fly

Might as well I

Take advantage of the situation

So I go on stage grab the mic start sayin'

The Two Party System is broken

Don’t know what drug America is smoking

It’s time for a new government so

We say fuck this shit

The Two Party System is broken

Don’t know what drug America is smoking

It’s time for a new government so

We say fuck this shit!

I’m grateful for that day and for my fart

We have to have the conversations that are hard

And that fart was

The shot heard round the world

'Cept on Facebook n Twitter that was censored hard

Back to the man on the date

Said he can’t wait for the mandates

Man wait that disease is man-made

That’s big pharma’s brand babe, a scam for magnates we

Flip prezs like pancakes

Let be me clear here I don’t want to be here

I just wanna eat here then pee here and leave here

Gotta just vote for what for this country

Cuz nobody gives a fuck 'cept for the money

E Pluribus Unum

That means bad things to each other don’t do them

Out of many there is one- and someday

The United States- and not you dude- will come!

The Two Party System is broken

Don’t know what drug America is smoking

It’s time for a new government so

We say fuck this shit

The Two Party System is broken

Don’t know what drug America is smoking

It’s time for a new government so

We say fuck this shit!