El Tontolgato - Porretas

Como cada noche iba a casa tan contento

Unos botellines un chiri en el metro

No quiero que me noten que hoy vengo de pedo

A ver si tengo suerte y los pillo a tos durmiendo

Que de puta madre estaba to en silencio

Me puse a cenar y la gata que esta en celo

Jugando con gayumbos en la lavadora

Que cerré la puerta y estaba ella dentro

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato

Y yo les respondía pa tu culo mi zapato

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato

Y yo les maldecía, …pa tu culo mi aparato

Se puso tan nerviosa dando vueltas al tambor

Yo me partía el culo con el vino Don Simon

La cabeza pa arriba la cabeza pa abajo

Fui abrir la puerta y me quede con el cerrojo

Mi vieja se quedo con la boca abierta

Chiquillo que ha pasao?

¿Dónde esta la puerta?

Vaya una putada todo era una broma

Tire de la puerta y me quede hasta con la goma

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato

Y yo les respondía pa tu culo mi zapato

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato

Y yo les maldecía, …pa tu culo mi aparato

Tuve que bajar a la tienda el fontanero

Con la puerta en las manos aguantando el cachondeo

Vaya unos cojones me dice la señora

Como se te ocurre meterlo en la lavadora

Como no atinaba vino el fontanero

Con la sonrisita no me toques mas los guevos

Tronco lava al gato y luego yo lo tiendo

Y hecha suavizante que le viene bien pal pelo

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato

Y yo les respondía pa tu culo mi zapato

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato

Y yo les maldecía, …que sos den por culo a todos

Like every night I went home so happy

A few bottles a chiri in the subway

I don't want them to notice that today I come from fart

Let's see if I'm lucky and I catch them sleeping

What a fucking mother was all in silence

I went to dinner and the cat is in heat

Playing with gayumbos in the washing machine

That I closed the door and she was inside

And the people told me here is the fool, the cat

And I answered them for your ass my shoe

And the people told me here is the fool, the cat

And I cursed them, … for your ass my device

She got so nervous spinning the drum

I broke my ass with Don Simon wine

The head pa up the head pa down

I went to open the door and I kept the bolt

My old lady was left with her mouth open

Boy, what happened?

Where is the door?

Damn it was all a joke

Pull the door and I'm even with the rubber

And the people told me here is the fool, the cat

And I answered them for your ass my shoe

And the people told me here is the fool, the cat

And I cursed them, … for your ass my device

I had to go down to the plumber's shop

With the door in his hands, enduring the mess

Go some balls tells me the lady

How can you put it in the washing machine

Since the plumber did not succeed, the plumber came

With the little smile, don't touch my cocks anymore

Trunk washes the cat and then I lay it down

And made softener that is good for her hair

And the people told me here is the fool, the cat

And I answered them for your ass my shoe

And the people told me here is the fool, the cat

And I cursed them, … that you are all fucked up