My Own Private Vietnam - Poni Hoax

Land down under the odd lights, love

Something you used to see

Has crawled on your arm

Then froze in your palm

Then you start your fuss with me

I conjure up a demon

That splits my grace in two

It plays the lotto, only wins the bingo

Then it leads all ladies to dine

In my own private Vietnam

My own private Vietnam

Drunk walks and drunk talks

Drunk liver’s getting weak

Drunk talks then drunk sleeps

His canals are starting to leak

Splish splash goes the whiplash

It splits my face in two

There’s one half for daddy, and one half for you

And the rest I’m selling as spam

In my own private Vietnam

My own private Vietnam

Drunk walks and drunk talks

Drunk falls down in a pit

Drunk talks then drunk sleeps

I’m so tired of this shit

So start your fuss with me now, love

Just start your fuss with me