The Prime Minister Of Defense - Pkew Pkew Pkew

We’re all normal dudes

Most the time, we fight and we lose

We lose

Life’s kinda like baseball

It’s failure, but at least we brought booze

We brought booze

We’re all Johnny MacDonald

Always at the plate, trying to break a slump

We’d try hard if we were able

But this taste in our mouth kinda leaves us numb

We’re all Johnny MacDonald

Always at the plate, trying to break a slump

We’d try hard if we were able

But this taste in our mouth kinda leaves us numb

Let’s stay in the minors x2

Where we can hit well, even when we’re drunk

Let’s stay in the minors x2

Where we can hit well, even when we’re drunk

We got a great defense

For why we bailed on all our plans