People Person - Pissed Jeans

Well, he’s got a big white smile

And the cotton shirt to match

He’ll talk about the weather

On his digital watch

He forwards funny emails

Pics of a dog wearing a dress

Light bounces off his hair gel

He’s handsome I confess

They call him a people person

It’s always the people person

My friends like a people person

Girls melt for the people person

Doors open for a people person

I wanna be a people person

New car with a people person

Married to a people person

Smile at a people person

No rest for the people person

Love all the people person

It’s great for a people person

Come back to the people person

His parents share the same bed

Sleep right next to his

There’s a dog at his feet, all night

That never has to whiz

He understands technology

His camera is a phone

And when he goes to the movies

He never goes alone

Well, he’s got a big white smile

And the cotton shirt to match

He forwards funny emails

From his digital watch

He keeps me informed with the news

I don’t have to ask

And when he has to take a sip

It’s from his embroidered flask