Wonderboy - Pickin' On Series

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds

There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly

Not much to say when you’re high above the mucky-muck

Yeah, yeah

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Now it’s time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman

Archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy

What powers you ask?

I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?

That do anything for ya?

That’s levitation, buddy

How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away…

With mind bullets!

That’s telekinesis, y’all

How 'bout the power to move you?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman

Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo

A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold

And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

C’mon y’all!

Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;

They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen

And they called themselves Tenacious D

JB!

And KG!

They’re now Tenacious D!

Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy, won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck man

Oh!

Take my hand!

Young Nastyman, and we’ll fly!

Bring out your broadsword.

(Bring out your broadsword!)

There’s the hydra.

(There's the hydra!)

Slice his throat!

(Slice his throat!)

And grab his scroat.

(Grab his what?)

You take the high road, (We'll take the high road!)

I’ll take the low.

(You take the low!)

There, the crevasse

Fill it with your mighty juice