Student Wankers - Peter & The Test Tube Babies

See those student wankers walking down the street,

their clothes so smart and clean, their hair well kept and neat.

Who wants to die with knowledge you can’t use?

spend all day quoting Freud, but can’t do up their shoes.

Student Wankers.

See those student wankers in the student bar,

complaining to each other other that their grants don’t go far.

With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,

drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.