Shit Stirrer - Peter & The Test Tube Babies

When there’s trouble in the air, i’m the bloke who’s always there

When loving couples swear and curse, I am there to make it worse

In the shit, I’ll drop you right in it, I’m shitstirrer

If you have two-timed your girl, straight to her I’ll go and tell

And even if your love is true, I’ll still tell you’ve got two

If you’re off work and tell then why, I’ll tell your boss it’s all a lie

And if you say things behind his back, I’ll grass you up so you’ll get the sack