Douglas Douglass - Pearl and the Beard

Douglas Douglass, apple tree

Have a wife, now let her be

Give me, give me what you got

I’m gonna make you what you’re not

Douglas Douglass, prickly pear

Have a wife, but I don’t care

Give me, give me all your soul

I’m gonna dip you in my bowl

Long way down

It’s a long way down

It’s a long way down

And he knows…

Douglas Douglass, sticky pine

Have a wife, and I do fine

Give me, give me what I need

You know I gots to plant your seed

Douglas Douglass, evergreen

Have a wife and she’s so mean

Give me, give me slotted spoon

You know I want to make you swoon

Douglas Douglass, sycamore

Have a wife, but she’s a bore

Give me, give me what I crave

You know I want to be your…

It’s a long way down

It’s a long way down

It’s a long way down

And he knows…

Douglas Douglass, royal oak

Have a wife, but she done choked

Give me, give me what you can

I just wants to be your man