I'd Like a Hamburger - Parry Gripp

I’d like a hamburger

Can you make it for me?

I’d like a hamburger

With a slice of cheese

I’d like hamburger

I’m begging you please

For a ham, hamburger

I’d like a hamburger

On a toasted bun

I’d like a hamburger

Can I get it well done?

I’d like hamburger

Hurry up, I gotta run

Gimme a ham, hamburger

Please mister burger jockey

Don’t be slow

I’ve got a bus to catch

And lawn to mow

Gotta swing by the dentist

For a cavity

Then I’m getting married

At 3:15

(Life is a dream)

I now pronounce you cutie pie and knucklehead

I’d like a hamburger

Can you fill my order?

For a hamburger

With a glass of water

I’d like hamburger

'Cause I’ve only got a quarter

For a ham, hamburger

A ham, hamburger

A ham ham ham ham ham ham ham

On second thought, I think I’ll have the chili

Burger, burger, burger