Turns out I'm Trouble - Old 97's

Less than three, less than two, less than one

Less than zero

If you’re me, what you do when you’re done

Is cry

Don’t leave me alone with myself

Yeah, turns out I’m a troubled guy

More than this, I can’t say at this time

Incrimination

Of myself and the way I’m designed

To deny

I can hardly live with myself

Yeah, turns out I’m a troubled guy

Turns out I’m trouble

My trashcan heart just rattles 'round

I promise you I’m nothing but trouble

You got to turn me down

We had days, we had weeks, we had months

We had lifetimes

In a way, we had peace, more than once

In a while

Oh, I can’t barely care for myself

Yeah, it turns out I’m a troubled guy

Turns out I’m trouble

But I’ll pick you up and drive you 'round

Oh, can’t you see I’m nothing but trouble?

You got to turn me down

You got to turn me down

Ashtray on a nightstand by a bed engulfed in flames

I ain’t kickin' ass, I’m only takin' names

Of all the decent-hearted women I made cry

Turns out I’m a troubled guy

Turns out I’m a troubled guy

You’ve got to turn me down

You’ve got to turn me down

Please don’t turn me down