When Did I Become Such A Bitch - Nerina Pallot

In Sears and Robucks in 1957,

In my last life all good girls would go to Heaven

But I’ve a strangeness, a queer propensity for twisting the knife too easily.

When I think I’m getting better I’m just getting worse

When I think I’ve got it made I am impossibly cursed.

When did I become such a bitch?

And how did I let this happen?

I don’t know

When did I become such a bitch?

I used to be so nice.

It’s like a sickness, I’m powerless to stop it

My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic

Don’t give me reasons, just give me therapy

But really just give me what I want.

When I think I’m getting better I’m evil again

When I think I’ve got it fixed I am …

When did I become such a bitch?

And how did I let this happen?

I don’t know

When did I become such a bitch?

I used to be so nice

Well, I used to be alright.

But I hate everyone and everything all of the time

And being so cruel — 'cause all the pleasure that I get

My wicked tongue helps me forget

Myself and all my foolish ways

'Cause being good is just so fucking boring

La, la, la, it’s boring.

When I think I’m getting better I’m just getting worse

When I think I’ve got it made I am impossibly cursed.

When I think that I’m better I’m worse, yes, I am.

When I think that I’m better I find that I’m cursed.

When did I become such a bitch?

And how did I let this happen?

I don’t know

When did I become such a bitch?

I used to be so nice once upon a time.

Oh, when did I become such a bitch?

And how did I let this happen?

I don’t know

When did I become such a bitch?

I used to be so nice

Well, I used to be alright.