Si Tú Si Yo - Muchachito Bombo Infierno

Si tú no me hubieras tirado la nevera

yo jamás te hubiera tirado el molinillo de café,

we, we, we…

si tu no me hubieras tirado el sofá

yo jamás te hubiera tirado el mueble cama,

we, we, we…

Así estamos los dos,

en el hospital escayolados,

así estamos los dos

en el hospital escayolados,

en vez de estar haciendo el amor…

en vez de estar haciendo el amor

tras la cortina de un cine de verano.

Si tu si yo, si tu si yo…(x4)

Si tú no fueras tan americano

yo tampoco seria tan ruso,

si tu no fueras tan americano

yo tampoco seria tan ruso

así estamos los dos

en el hospital escayolados,

y así estamos los dos

en el hospital escayolados,

en vez de estar haciendo el amor…

en vez de estar haciendo el amor…

tras la cortina de un cine de verano.

Si tu si yo, si tu si yo…(x4)

Tienes mas dientes que una cremallera

y por eso sonries y relucen las aceras

que te miran las mujeres, que te miran los niños

y yo estoy loquito por comerte los piños…

Y me vestí de hiena para ver si así te hacía sonreir,

we, we, we Y me vestí de hiena para ver si así te hacía sonreir,

we, we, we y así poder lograr evitar estar los dos escayolados,

y así poder lograr evitar estar los dos escayolados,

poder estar haciendo el amor…

poder estar haciendo el amor…

tras la cortina de un cine de verano.

Si tu si yo, si tu si yo…(x4)

si tu no me hubieras tirado la nevera

yo jamás!

te hubiera tirado el molinillo de café…

If you hadn't thrown the fridge at me

I would never have thrown the coffee grinder at you,

we, we, we…

if you hadn't thrown the sofa at me

I would never have thrown your bed furniture,

we, we, we…

That's how we both are

in the hospital in plaster,

that's how we both are

in the hospital in plaster,

instead of making love...

instead of making love

behind the curtain of a summer cinema.

If you if I, if you if I…(x4)

If you weren't so American

I wouldn't be so Russian either,

if you weren't so american

I wouldn't be so Russian either

that's how we both are

in the hospital in plaster,

and so we are both

in the hospital in plaster,

instead of making love...

instead of making love...

behind the curtain of a summer cinema.

If you if I, if you if I…(x4)

You have more teeth than a zipper

and that's why you smile and the sidewalks shine

that women look at you, that children look at you

and I'm crazy about eating your pineapples...

And I dressed as a hyena to see if that would make you smile

we, we, we And I dressed as a hyena to see if that would make you smile,

we, we, we and thus be able to avoid being both in plaster,

and thus be able to avoid being both in plaster,

being able to be making love...

being able to be making love...

behind the curtain of a summer cinema.

If you if I, if you if I…(x4)

if you hadn't thrown the fridge at me

I never!

I would have thrown the coffee grinder at you...