I Am Pudge - Miracle Of Sound

I am Pudge, built of sludge

Through the jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge

Out' my way, hook the prey

When you’re blunderin', bumblin' I come out to play

And they hate me ‘cause I’m greedy but a hero’s got to eat

They whinge and whine and whimper ‘cause I snatch all of the meat

They yell that I am cheap and that I undermine the rest

And they’re right you know, my prices are the best

Get rekt

One, two, now I got my hooks in you

To send you to the cooks to stew

Chew, now I got my hooks in you

(This Pudge)

I am Pudge, built of sludge

You can push and pull but I will never budge

Meat so fresh, lovely flesh

On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh

And they hate me cos' I’m greedy but a hero’s got to eat

They whinge and whine and whimper cos' I snatch all of the meat

They yell that I am cheap and that I undermine the rest

And they’re right you know, my prices are the best

Get rekt

One, two, now I got my hooks in you

To send you to the cooks to stew

Chew, now I got my hooks in you

(This Pudge)

What’s that instrument you got there?

That a trombone?

Huh?

A tuba?

Uhh… I like tubas…

Can you boil a creep in a tuba?

Yummy!