The Eye and the Finger - Mighty Sparrow

Big news from a scientist, it ain’t no lie

Everybody in the world will have a next eye

News from a scientist, it ain’t no lie

Everybody in the world will have a next eye

I am sure plenty people will be mislead

By putting it in the back of their head

If ah tell you what meh mother and meh father did

They put they own on the centre of their forehead

Partner, put mine on meh middle finger

And the Sparrow will be happy as ever

Because meh hand fast

Ah want to see where my finger does pass

A certain footballer as we all know

Say he want to put his own on he toe

He wouldn’t mind what people will say at all

He only want to see how to kick the ball

I think it’s a very foolish thing to do

Because it will get squeeze up in your shoe

Furthermore ah think it’s thoroughly wrong

It bound to smell stink in your watchekong

Believe me, put mine on meh middle finger

And the Sparrow will be happy as ever

Because meh hand fast

Ah want to see where my finger does pass

Sometimes you might be killing a duck

In a hurry before the owner come from work

This time is to see how you doing it quick

No time to see if the duckling sick

You cut 'way the throat, you play with the feather

When you finish, you throw your hot water

Put the meat to you mouth, then you start to bawl

The duck sick, so you end up in the hospital

Oh Lawd, but if you eye was on you middle finger

I am sure you would examine it closer

And by that time you would have proof

To know that the duck suffering from spoof

Oh oh oh…