Stereosexual - Mecano

Cuando me desperté

Y vi otro tío acostado

De espaldas a mi lado me dije «pavo este quien es»

Luego ya razoné

La culpa es del alcohol

Debí mezclar ayer hasta volverme maricón

Y que dirán de mí

Dirán que eres gay

Lo tendré que asumir

No te apures rey

Me aceptarán tal cual

Veras como sí, Stereosexual

Con mi novia no sé

Creo que se lo diré

De forma gradual para que no le sienta mal

Pero por el squash

Es mejor no volver

No sea que un día en las duchas

No me pueda contener

Y que dirán de mí

Dirán que eres gay

Lo tendré que asumir

No te apures rey

Me aceptarán tal cual

Veras como sí, Stereosexual

Por otro lao

Por el lao de atrás

No debe estar tan mal

Pero si es normal

Sí es tanto personal

Pruébalo y veras

Stereosexual

Cuando me había echo la idea

El varón se despertó

Y resulto ser una tía

Con el pelo a lo Grace Jones

Aunque ya se fotocopie

Por delante y por detrás

A mi me sale mas a cuenta

Por un lado nada mas

Y que dirán de mí

Dirán que eres gay

Lo tendré que asumir

No te apures rey

Me aceptarán tal cual

Veras como sí

Stereosexual

Por otro lao

Por el lao de atrás

No debe estar tan mal

Pero si es normal

Sí es tanto personal

Pruébalo y veras

Stereosexual

Stereosexual

When I woke up

And I saw another guy laying down

With his back to my side I said to myself "who is this turkey?"

Then I already reasoned

It's the alcohol's fault

I should have mixed yesterday until I became a fagot

And what will they say about me?

They'll say you're gay

I will have to assume

don't rush king

They will accept me as is

You'll see as if, Stereosexual

With my girlfriend I don't know

I think I'll tell him

Gradually so you don't feel bad

But for the squash

It is better not to return

Lest one day in the showers

I can't contain myself

And what will they say about me?

They'll say you're gay

I will have to assume

don't rush king

They will accept me as is

You'll see as if, Stereosexual

on the other hand

from the back

It shouldn't be so bad

But if it's normal

Yes it's so personal

Try it and you will see

stereosexual

When I had the idea

The man woke up

And I turned out to be an aunt

With Grace Jones hair

Although it is already photocopied

Ahead and behind

It comes out more to me

On the one hand nothing more

And what will they say about me?

They'll say you're gay

I will have to assume

don't rush king

They will accept me as is

You will see as yes

stereosexual

on the other hand

from the back

It shouldn't be so bad

But if it's normal

Yes it's so personal

Try it and you will see

stereosexual

stereosexual