(Sometimes) I Have to Concentrate - Mclusky

But this is the theme from m*a*s*h*

This is a call

Realization that your appreciation

Meant nothing at all

Cos this is eternal

This is your life, ha!

Vodka and tonics with the stereophonics

On a Saturday night

Cos this is illegal

At least if you do it right

A new operation for your eloquent spaceships

Rockfield style

But that was revolting

And this is well done

Congratulations you’re the king of the kop

And I’m a teacher’s son

But this is the final time

I teach you to shave

Was never supposed to be a stain on your church

Or a big day

Go gadget armpits

And cover me down

My final suggestion in the form of a question

Are we made of stone?