When I See an Elephant Fly - Matthew Morrison

I saw a peanut stand

Heard a rubber band

I saw a needle

That winked it’s eye

But i think i will have

Seen everything

When i see

An elephant fly

I saw a front porch swing

Heard a diamond ring

I saw a polka-dot railroad tie

But i think

I will have seen everything

When i see an elephant fly

I seen a clothes horse

He r’ar up and buck

And they tell me that a man

Made a vegetable truck

I didn’t see that

I only heard

But just to be sociable

I’ll take your word

I heard a fireside chat

I saw a baseball bat

And i just laughed

Till i thought i’d die

But i’d be done see’n

About everything

When i see an elephant fly