I Am Not Safer Than a Bank - Matthew Good

Well is it larger than a baby’s arm?

A few more cocktails will straighten you out

And we’ll get to the bottom of it

Something better to disarm

You were in the bathroom far too long

Now look at you go

I’m not safer than a bank, bitch

I’m not safer than a bank, bitch

But I’ll tell you this

'Cause you’re bound to find out

Nothing is

I fucking love that song!