Ballad of Verdun Hayes - Massive Wagons

Everybody riot, control yourselves

Everybody riot‚ sit down please

Everybody riot‚ do as you’re told

Everybody riot‚ you’re far too old

Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane

That man’s a hundred and one

Still goin' strong

Does what he wants

He listens a to no one

The man’s a machine

Lean and he’s mean

A thousand lives won’t see what he seen

No ball games, everybody riot

Compensation claims, everybody riot

Keep well back‚ everybody riot

The flowers attack

Everybody down hit the floor

My shoes are untied somebody write a report

Everybody back up on your feet, everybody riot quietly

Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane

That man’s a hundred and one

Still goin' strong

Does what he wants

He listens a to no one

The man’s a machine

Lean and he’s mean

A thousand lives won’t see what he seen

Health and safety sub section 3 stipulates no fun at all times

We’re not here to ruin your party just here to make sure you’re alright…

Verdun Hayes jumps out of a plane

Verdun Hayes is at it again

Verdun, Verdun…

That man’s a hundred and one

Still goin' strong

Does what he wants

Listens to no one

The man’s a machine

Lean and he’s mean

A thousand lives won’t see what he’s seen

Do what you do dont what you wanna dont

Be the king of it all if you want if you want

There’s a world goin on outside those doors‚ whooa whoa

There’s a world goin on and it’s yours and it’s yours