Lorteparforhold - Magtens Korridorer

Det skete her for en mned siden

At mit parforhold, det gik lidt drligt for tiden

Og pludselig en dag, var det hele s***

Som at skide nare man tror man skal sl en prut

Jeg ved egentlig ikke hvad problemet var

Jeg tror bar' hun syn’s jeg var en kmpe nar

Det er ogs det her biologiske ur Nu er jeg alene mand og jeg er pisse sur

S stare vi her og smiler p hinanden

Jeg fatter nul en skid, det var jo dig der skred

Lorteparforhold

Lorteparforhold

Ludbehandlede trpersienner

Lorteparforhold

Folk de ringer af og til fra tid til anden

Med latter I det fjerne, kom nu ud for fanden

Kom ind og f en bajer, tag din kone med

Men hun gare rundt og er gravid oppe I Nordsjlland et sted

Det gare over med tiden, den lger alle sare

Kan du ikke f din elskede, m du elske den du fare

Der kommer altid en pige og en sporvogn til

Du er fra Magtens Korridorer, du kan da score som du vil

S stare vi her og smiler p hinanden

Jeg fatter nul en skid, det var jo dig der skred

Lorteparforhold

Lorteparforhold

Ludbehandlede trpersienner

Lorteparforhold

Og jeg tager mig I at sige at vi voksede fra hinanden

At jeg under hende det bedste med ham den anden

At jeg har det ganske godt p trods af hun er get

Vi er stadig de bedste venner og alt sdan noget

Men sandheden skal frem, ja det siger man jo Og sandheden er at jeg synes hun er en so

Og jeg hber rlig talt det gare hende af lort

Og hendes rv eksploderer I en ladeport

Lorteparforhold

Lorteparforhold

Ludbehandlede trpersienner

Lorteparforhold

It happened here a month ago

That my relationship, it went a little bad at the moment

And suddenly one day, it was all s ***

Like fucking when you think you should hit a fart

I do not really know what the problem was

I think she thought I was a great fool

It's also this biological clock Now I'm a man alone and I'm pissed off

Then we stare here and smile at each other

I get a shit, it was you who slipped

Shit couple relationship

Shit couple relationship

Lye-treated wood blinds

Shit couple relationship

People they call from time to time

With laughter in the distance, now get out of hell

Come in and get a beer, bring your wife

But she wanders around and is pregnant up in North Zealand somewhere

It goes on with time, it heals everyone

If you can not have your loved one, you must love the one you risk

There is always a girl and a tram coming

You are from the Corridors of Power, you can then score as you wish

Then we stare here and smile at each other

I get a shit, it was you who slipped

Shit couple relationship

Shit couple relationship

Lye-treated wood blinds

Shit couple relationship

And I take it I say we grew apart

That I under her the best with him the other

That I'm feeling pretty good despite her being gone

We're still best friends and all that

But the truth must come out, yes you say that And the truth is that I think she is a sow

And I honestly hope it makes her shit

And her RV explodes in a charging port

Shit couple relationship

Shit couple relationship

Lye-treated wood blinds

Shit couple relationship