Lørdag Formiddag - Magtens Korridorer

Jeg står ovre i Irma

Og glor dumt på pastahylden

Da et dåsetårn med kattemad ramler

Og jeg får skylden

En Irmapige smiler og siger 'Det er da iorden'

Hvad bilder hun sig ind, det var jo ham det svin med skjorten

Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede

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Henne ved delikatessen

Står der en som jeg kender

Men jeg gider ikke snakke idag

Vi har jo aldrig rigtig været venner

Han ser jo popsmart ud og han har altid været et kvaj

Jeg vender mig om og går den anden vej

Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede

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Hvad var det nu jeg skulle købe?

Jeg prøver på at tænke mig om

Det var vist noget med nogle øller

For mit køleskab er tomt

Og også noget mad for de allersidste penge

Jeg må se at blive færdig men det varer sikkert længe

Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede

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Efter 30 minutters venten

Så er det endelig mig

133 og en halv

For et par øller og en leverpostej

Men æv-bæv papnæse narrehat

Jeg har tabt mit Dankort i en brandert i nat

Lørdag formiddag er et indkøbshelvede

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaa

I'm standing in Irma

And stare stupidly at the pasta shelf

When a can tower with cat food falls

And I get the blame

An Irish girl smiles and says 'That's all right'

What does she imagine, it was him that pig with the shirt

Saturday morning is a shopping hell

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa

Her at the delicacy

Is there anyone I know?

But I do not bother to talk today

We've never really been friends

He looks pop smart and he has always been a quack

I turn around and go the other way

Saturday morning is a shopping hell

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa

What was it now I had to buy?

I'm trying to think about

It was probably something with some beers

For my fridge is empty

And also some food for the very last money

I have to see to it to be finished but it will probably take a long time

Saturday morning is a shopping hell

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa

After 30 minutes of waiting

Then it's finally me

133 and a half

For a few beers and a liver pate

But æv-trev papnæse narrehat

I lost my Dankort in a branded last night

Saturday morning is a shopping hell

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa