I Love You You Big Dummy - Magazine

You think I’m a lame duck

I don’t give a blue luck

I’m living like crazy

Driven to be lazy

I blush like a tomato

Pale as a chipped potato

You’re a real peach

Just out of reach

We’re all cooking the same goose

A recipe of fiction

I stew in my own juice

In another kitchen

You think I’m a lame duck

I don’t give a blue luck

I don’t give two hoots

You’re too big for your bossy boots