Joe Ball Was His Name - Macabre

There’s an old horror film named

Eaten Alive which is very grim

About a man who fed his guests to his pet gator

Who lived in a pool by the Inn

This morbid movie plot

Is based on a real-life story that is non- fiction

About a man named Joe Ball who owned a bar

That he called The Sociable Inn

Joe Ball was his name

Joe Ball Joe Ball was his name

Joe Ball was his name

And what he did to waitresses was quite a shame

Joe Ball was his name

Joe Ball Joe Ball was his name

Joe Ball was his name

And what he did to waitresses was quite insane

Joe Ball was his name

The Sociable Inn had a special feature

Unlike all the other establishments

Joe Ball had a cement pond

That contained pet gators at the back of the Inn

He also hired pretty waitresses

That drew men to The Sociable Inn

He fed his gators horse meat

And dead waitresses that had worked for him

The families of the missing waitresses

Where concerned about their daughters

But Joe Ball killed and chopped them up

And fed them to all of his pet gators

The police then questioned him

About the disappearance of his waitresses

When they came to arrest him

Joe Ball took a gun and shot himself in the head