Desperado - Lunar C

But I’d rather have a bottle in front of me

Than have to have a frontal lobotomy

Cold Desperado with a slice of lime

Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke

I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise

Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat

Cold Desperado with a slice of lime

Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke

I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise

Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat

Yo, take a second to pay attention

I make an entrance

Like the angels when they built the gates of heaven

No warning just war out the blue

Like faded denim, you’ll be in a great depression

You just jumped on the wave, not cut from the same cloth

Get the fuck off your stage, don’t give up on your day job

I should be on top of the Forbes list

Or on the cover of GQ holding my whatchamacallit

It’s a popular tourist attraction

Amongst foreigners who came and brought gifts

Hope into orgies

«Ooh sexy baby» that don’t sound right

Came out the wrong way like Kevin Spacey

Boisht hoodie smelling like moist pussy

A beg friend couldn’t get a drag of a joint from me

Sniffing lines with Adele

Hit the L, fell asleep then I shit myself

You’re in town drinking cheap cider, smoking dockers

I hit the peace pipe with Pocahontas

You can probably see why I’m so obnoxious

Don’t hate 'cause you wanna be like us, grow some bollocks

Making money off the books, I’m a dodgy fuck

On the bus in nothing but my socks, what’s the fuss?

I’ve got your nan on a pussy cup

We went back to back like a EastEnders omnibus

I beat the pussy up like a school bully

Too gully for these new rookies

You study my technique, I’m MJ

Moonwalk smooth like I’m standing on a Segway

Tell whoever signed you it was a bad investment

Greatest to ever touch a mic, past or present

I’m not messing, Bradford repping

Where a twelve-year-old gypsy girl will smash your head in

Cold Desperado with a slice of lime

Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke

I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise

Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat

Cold Desperado with a slice of lime

Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke

I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise

Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat