You Are So Special Because You Are So Unique - Listener

You play the role so much that you’re starting to snowball

And it gets chilly when you pack the ice around your stone heart

Yeah, you’re words are cool but honey i spit freon

You’re a catch phrase slang term colored in neon

And i can’t pick which words to use predictable or cliche

It’s been taking up most my time, so how about blahzay

Or what about blah blah blah, or how about who cares

Or what about forgettable, well i like who cares

See i’m santa claus with a truck full of row boats for all you islanders

You can follow me but you got to work for it, i’m your secret admirer

You clean your cleats, i’ll run my mouth, and bite my tongue, so i don’t bite

yours

I have a bone to pick, i’ll crack my mandibles and massage your clavicle

Making mostly groundbreaking, and trying to write radical

It’s not safe out there with how you perroette and flare

This is your dance lesson i give you permission to stare

You’re unique just like everybody else, you’re so special

You are your favorite everything, you’re so special

We’re all convinced that you’re one of a kind, you’re so special

Won’t you show us all that you know, you’re so special

We think it’s rare that you know you’re rare, you’ve got it all figured out

It’s just that you’re so unparalleled, you’ve got it all figured out

Cause you’re unique just like everybody else, you’ve got us all figured out

You are our favorite everything, you make us all scream and shout

Selling lemons to lemmings when all they need is a leader

You probably grow lemons and are a cheater pumpkin eater

Honestly we’re all your biggest fans, so cool it

No one talks behind your back about how you’re stupid

And i’m not really sure if that says too much about you

But i’m not the one saying it, i’m reading your tattoos

You’ve penned quite a few phrases and you seem very proud

Or maybe it’s just that you’re telling me this very, very loud

I didn’t know we started spelling ego y-o-u

But you don’t seem to care that much you just confuse

Here’s a nickel little monkey dance and play your drum

You’re chained to the cart but you don’t want to run

That’s life though and we all have to learn to see through it

You’re so special and you know it, and you can even prove it

See i’ve got no more wind for your broken wings

I know it’s cold in the shadows where they make you sing

So i’ll bring you this heater for you to warm your hands to

I won’t say anymore words and i hope you like my man too