Betty Ford's Clinic - Lawnmower Deth

It’s that time of year,\nIt’s time to go abroad,\nIt’s time to go on holiday,\nAnd visit Betty Ford’s.\nGet some beers right down my neck,\nI’m gonna get right out of my head,\nI can’t help it, I’m not pure\nBut Betty Ford’s will have the cure.\nAlcohol, at Betty Ford’s\nIt’s cost me loads of money,\nMoney I could have blown,\nOn buying loads of heroin,\nAnd smashing up grainies homes\nBut now I’ve been to Betty Ford’s\nNearlt all my life,\nI’m coing to copy Ozzy,\nAnd go and kill my wife.