The Chop - Latrice Royale, Manila Luzon, James.M

L: Manila

M: Latriiicccceee Royale!

L: I’m feeling extra glamorous tonight;

sequins, rhinestones, feathers, baby

I’m rocking' my highest heels and my highest hair

M: Is that all?

L: Flawless from head to toe!

M: Gurrrl… me too.

Today was a «Say-Something» hat day.

I was giving you all

kinds of My Fair Lady Gaga!

I am turning heads and turning the party, hey!

L: WOW

M: So then why do I feel like the fool?

L: Cuz, gurrrl… You Got The CHOP!

The Chop-arooni!

The Chop-arello

Givin' everything you’ve got

Tryna make it to the top

Never ever gunna stop

Even if you get The Chop!

(chop chop chop chop chop chop…)

You don’t have to be boring

When life’s got you snoring

Wanna party till morning?

Go paint the town!

With glitter in your eye

Let your spirit fly high, gurrl

U servin' up a fish fry

The house down

(down, down, down, the house down)

But when you put yourself out there

In dresses and big hair

The people — they’ll stare

Go get what you want!

The haters will read

Even if you peed

You still the T

Just pose, turn, flaunt

(flaunt, flaunt, flaunt, pose turn flaunt)

PRE Baby, life is never fair

Just throw some glitter in the air!!!

Givin' everything you’ve got

Tryna make it to the top

Never ever gunna stop

Even if you get The Chop!

(chop chop chop chop chop chop…)

No need to be bitter

Cuz u ain’t no quitter

Don’t show no remorse

You don’t have to Go Off!

So just dust yourself off

Maybe there’s a spinoff

Get back on that horse

(horse, horse, horse, get back on that horse)

Life don’t always go your way

And you’re forced to sashay

But it’s gunna be OK

Cuz Life is a drag!

So please keep your shoes on

Your story still goes on

Like Latrice and Miss Luzon

Make 'em eat it and gag

(gag, gag, gag, make 'em eat it and gag)

PRE Baby, life is never fair

Just throw some glitter in the air!!!

Givin' everything you’ve got

Tryna make it to the top

Never ever gunna stop

Even if you get The Chop!

(chop chop chop chop chop chop…)

Oh my God.

I’m gagging.

I’m gagging right now.

Are you gagging, bitch?

I’m gagged!

Biiitch!

Can you say «set up»?

Say it with me?

Set Up, bitch.

Set up

I’m not bitter, bitch.

no not bitter

You look sickening!

MmHmmm.

I don’t know, girl

The rut- the rutabaga, bitch

Can you say «booger boat»?

«Booger Boat»

I’m through

Girl, you got the chop!

Don’t be bitter, bitch.

Just make them eat it, honey!