I Hope You Have a Shitty Christmas - Landon Tewers

Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine, I was yours and you were mine,

and then I fucked you through the night

Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore, you fucked a dude the night

before, and now you’re begging at my door

So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart

I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you’re nailed up on a cross

I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don’t get what you want

I hope you’ve asked god for forgiveness, cus you’re a stupid, selfish cunt

Sucks you’re lonely now and everyone hates you, my new woman’s fucking sexy so

thank you

You’ll be okay I’m sure somebody will want you, but just for a night cus no one

will love you

Heard you’re pregnant now and having some problems, like who’s the father was

is James

Was it Austin?

I’m sorry for your kid I hope it’s nothing like you,

hope it’s dad can help so it’s decent despite you, so yeah uh

I hope you have a shitty Christmas, I hope you’re eaten by a shark,

I hope your cat develops cancer

I hope you get shot in the heart, I hope you have an awful christmas,

hope you don’t get what you want

I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun

I heard you had an awful christmas

I heard your parents kicked you out

I’m doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house

HAHAHA bitch