Pañal Funeral - Kiddo Toto

No hay dato en esta historia

Que sea cien por cien certero

Son las cosas que se dicen

Para no decir «nos vemos»

A Carlitos lo encontraron

Casi muerto en un aujero

Con una nota en el pañal

Que decia «no confiar»

Soy Carlitos

Todos buenos corazones

Lo criaron como un sueño

Era lindo, chiquitito

Pero cuando fue creciendo

Empezaron a pensar

Que algo andaba muy mal

Era Carlitos

Boca a boca la leyenda

En la rivera fue creciendo

Carlitos te caga a tiros

Porque le divierte hacerlo

No es el capo del lugar

Pero él no piensa igual

Porque Carlitos?

Es un pibe calladito

No es muy pobre ni muy rico

El es muy tierno (muy tierno)

Tiene el mejor amorcito

Que salio de este infierno (soy yo)

Solo ella lo puede convencer

Si alguien no hay que matar

Porque Carlitos en general

Boca a boca la leyenda

En la rivera fue creciendo

Carlitos te caga a tiros

Porque le divierte hacerlo

No es el capo del lugar

Pero él no piensa igual

Porque Carlitos?

Un buen dia a Carlitos se le acabo el sueño

Ya eran muchos los chamuyos

Que hizo para tapar los entierros

Dijo «basta de matar

Ahora me quiero casar

Con mi amorcito» (bueno, acepto)

Entre bretes su amorcito dice

«estuve en otro entierro»

Carlitos se volvio loco

Fue y desenterro todos los fierros

Y lo fue a visitar

Al muchacho al funeral

Y le dijo «que queres?

soy Carlitos, el del pañal»

Boca a boca la leyenda

En la rivera fue creciendo

Carlitos te caga a tiros

Porque le divierte hacerlo

No es el capo del lugar

Pero él no piensa igual

Porque Carlitos?

Y lo fue a visitar

Al muchacho al funeral

Y le dijo que queres

Soy Carlitos el del pañal

Y lo fue a visitar

Al muchacho del pañal

Y le dijo que queres

Soy Carlitos funeral

Y lo fue a visitar

Al muchacho al funeral

Y le dijo que queres

Soy carlitos el del pañal

Bang bang

Pañal, pañal

Funeral, pañal

There is no data in this story

That is one hundred percent accurate

Are the things that are said

Not to say "see you"

They found Carlitos

Nearly dead in a hole

With a note in the diaper

That said "do not trust"

I'm Carlitos

all good hearts

They raised him like a dream

It was cute, little

But when it grew

they began to think

that something was very wrong

It was Carlitos

Word of mouth the legend

On the riverbank it was growing

Carlitos shoots you

because he has fun doing it

He is not the boss of the place

But he doesn't think the same

Why Carlos?

He is a quiet kid

He is not very poor nor very rich

He is very cute (very cute)

He has the best sweetie

What came out of this hell (it's me)

Only she can convince him

If someone does not have to kill

Because Carlitos in general

Word of mouth the legend

On the riverbank it was growing

Carlitos shoots you

because he enjoys doing it

He is not the boss of the place

But he doesn't think the same

Why Carlos?

One good day Carlitos lost his dream

There were already many chamuyos

What did he do to cover up the burials?

He said "enough killing

Now I want to get married

With my sweetheart" (okay, I accept)

Between bretes his sweetheart says

"I was at another funeral"

Carlitos went crazy

He went and dug up all the irons

And he went to visit him

To the boy to the funeral

And he said "what do you want?

I'm Carlitos, the one with the diaper"

Word of mouth the legend

On the riverbank he was growing

Carlitos shoots you

because he has fun doing it

He is not the boss of the place

But he doesn't think the same

Why Carlos?

And he went to visit him

To the boy to the funeral

And he told her that you want

I'm Carlitos the one in the diaper

And he went to visit him

To the diaper boy

And he told her that you want

I am Carlitos funeral

And he went to visit him

To the boy to the funeral

And he told her that you want

I'm carlitos the one in the diaper

bang bang

diaper, nappy

funeral, diaper