Mr. Cool (BBC Radio One's ''John Peel Show'' 22/7/76) - Kevin Ayers

Whatever happened to mr cool

Somebody took him back to school

He thought he knew but he did not

Now his name is mr hot.

Oh mr hot, mr hot dont think your through cause youre not

You still dont have what youve got

Oh no no no no Whatever happened to know-it-all

Knew how to climb but not to fall

He had to fall from so high above

The only place deep enough was love.

Oh mr hot, mr hot dont think your through cause youre not

You still dont have what youve got

Oh no no no no Banana, banana

Sleep in between two beds is a fiddle

Youre bound to fall through the hole in the middle

You want your cake and eat it too

One day the cake turn around and eat you

Oh mr hot, mr hot dont think your through cause youre not

You still dont have what youve got

Oh no no no no Whatever happened to mr cool

Somebody took him back to school

He thought he knew but he did not

Now they call him mr hot.