Fem om morningen - Karpe

Samma sted som jeg stod på for en uke siden

Dama bak meg stinker uke med rusbrus

Og vakta lirer av seg no ljug om at det er fullt hus

Alt som skiller meg og han er ett hesthode

Det er da han ser på meg som: «Har du hørt om dresskode?»

(Hæ?)

«Du må ha skjorte ellers må du ha blazer» (Å)

«Er du helt borte?

Er du helt wasted?»

Shit for en nedtur, jeg er helt edru

Du ser meg på tv hver dag så det vet du

«Jeg ha’kke sett deg på tv, og er 'u hypp på å leve

Så tar du sæggebuksa di vekk fra det her stedet»

Hey, jeg bare en kar som vil feste, så ro ned

Best at du cooler ned testosteronet

Det æ'kke no glamor, men rapstjerner er vi

Man jeg hater livet mitt så jævlig!

Let’s go…

Wow!

Ey det er fem om morningen (Åååw!)

Og bare glem det du får ingen (Nåå!)

Sjekk a kjekkas, vi er the shit

Så hold kjeft eller bli kjepp-jaga ut av Oslo (Wow!)

Ey det er fem om morningen (Åååw!)

Og bare glem det du får ingen (Nåå!)

Yeah, yeah, yes, det er fest, fra Barongsai ned til Blå og til Horgans

Ååh yeah (Du finner meg på, finner meg på)

Du finner meg på klubben — av og til (Av og til)

Som i dag, står ved baren, tar av vilt

Dette er fett, dette er fest, det er crazy, det er party

Og seff er det crazy frog remix av Schnappi

Jeg er’ke hard, men en helt vanlig kar

Som er pissredd for tinnitus og pisse i pissoar så

Jeg tok en paracet og ville bli even

Stakk bort og snakka med og fika til DJ’n:

Ikke bli sur

Men jeg skulle bare kul’n litt å drikke litt brus eller Kuli (Kuli)

Men det er umulig og ikke bli loony, av G-G-G-Unit i huet mitt (Huet mitt)

Så sett deg lavere, bytt til noe kulere

Hei, jeg blir gal av det, kan ikke bli sur for det (Det)

Han så på meg, og spilte den om igjen

Man jeg hater livet mitt så kom igjen!

Let’s go

Wow!

Ey det er fem om morningen (Åååw!)

Og bare glem det du får ingen (Nåå!)

Sjekk a kjekkas, vi er the shit

Så hold kjeft eller bli kjepp-jaga ut av Oslo (Wow!)

Ey det er fem om morningen (Åååw!)

Og bare glem det du får ingen (Nåå!)

Yeah, yeah, yes, det er fest, fra Barongsai ned til Blå og til Horgans

Wow!

Ey det er fem om morningen (Åååw!)

Og bare glem det du får ingen (Nåå!)

Sjekk a kjekkas, vi er the shit

Så hold kjeft eller bli kjepp-jaga ut av Oslo (Wow!)

Ey det er fem om morningen (Åååw!)

Og bare glem det du får ingen (Nåå!)

Yeah, yeah, yes, det er fest, fra Barongsai ned til Blå og til Horgans

The same place I was standing a week ago

The lady behind me stinks of soda pop

And the guard is now lying about it being a full house

All that separates me and him is one horse head

That's when he looks at me like, "Have you heard of dress code?"

(What?)

"You have to wear a shirt or you have to wear a blazer" (Oh)

“Are you completely gone?

Are you completely wasted?”

Shit what a downer, I'm totally sober

You see me on tv every day so you know that

"I haven't seen you on TV, and I'm excited to live

Then you take your breeches away from this place"

Hey, I'm just a dude who wants to party, so calm down

Best you cool down the testosterone

There's no glamour, but we're rap stars

Man I hate my life so damn much!

Let's go…

Wow!

Ey it's five in the morning (Oooh!)

And just forget it you ain't got none (Nah!)

Check out the hotties, we're the shit

So shut up or get kicked out of Oslo (Wow!)

Ey it's five in the morning (Oooh!)

And just forget it you ain't got none (Nah!)

Yeah, yeah, yes, it's a party, from Barongsai down to Blue and to Horgans

Oooh yeah (You make me up, make me up)

You'll find me at the club — now and then (Now and then)

Like today, standing at the bar, taking off venison

This is fat, this is party, it's crazy, it's party

And seff is the crazy frog remix by Schnappi

I'm not hard, but a completely ordinary fellow

Who is terrified of tinnitus and peeing in urinals

I took a paracet and wanted to be even

Drop by and talk to and have coffee with the DJ:

Do not get mad

But I just wanted to chill a little and drink some soda or Kuli (Kuli)

But it's impossible and not get loony, by G-G-G-Unit in my hat (My hat)

So sit lower, change into something cooler

Hey, I'm mad about it, can't be mad about it (It)

He looked at me and replayed it again

Man I hate my life so come on!

Let's go

Wow!

Ey it's five in the morning (Oooh!)

And just forget it you ain't got none (Nah!)

Check out the hotties, we're the shit

So shut up or get kicked out of Oslo (Wow!)

Ey it's five in the morning (Oooh!)

And just forget it you ain't got none (Nah!)

Yeah, yeah, yes, it's a party, from Barongsai down to Blue and to Horgans

Wow!

Ey it's five in the morning (Oooh!)

And just forget it you ain't got none (Nah!)

Check out the hotties, we're the shit

So shut up or get kicked out of Oslo (Wow!)

Ey it's five in the morning (Oooh!)

And just forget it you ain't got none (Nah!)

Yeah, yeah, yes, it's a party, from Barongsai down to Blue and to Horgans